“Is THIS what you still need in the White House, Boys?” She would have said, while pointing to her newly molded rubber privates, gyrating her hips, the music playing loudly to Rick James, “she’s a very kinky girl”.

Every time Donald said something stupid she would jump out from behind the podium and while offering an audible grunt her hips would grind forward with matching force.

If he said something untrue she would scream at the top of her lungs ~ but in a low manly tone ~ LIE! LIAR! Then point her giant pink johnson straight at him with an accusing thrust of her hips.

No waiting her turn like a civilized sissy! Or some sucker who agreed ahead of time to follow debating rules! Like a dummy! Or a person with integrity. No! No way, man.

No big long wordy sentences that run into paragraphs that weave together a story the American people need to understand, NO! All her messages would be delivered in 2-3 word catch phrases meant to inflame, to incite, to cast blame.

Regardless of the topic, the reality, or the facts, Hillary would point wildly at Trump excitedly screaming GUILTY! FRAUD! LIAR! IT’S TRUE FOLKS! Offering no other content outside of the crazy twitter rants, turned raves the next day, just to make sure the “folks” are truly confused and dazed by the time they go into the voting booth. If they go into the voting booth at all.

And of course she would reach up often and touch her new ball cap with the towns logo and name plastered on the front. Michael Moore called the election for Trump 4 month’s before the election. He was on Morning Joe, after Trumps shocking win and he said “I knew Trump was going to win when I saw your show one day, about 4 month’s ago,  Joe, and you all were making fun of how Donald’s camp was ordering ‘cases of ball caps'”, and then Michael picked up his ball cap off the table, “everyone wears them where I come from”, and he put on his ball cap that read MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MICHIGAN, in big bold letters that could be read from space, and everyone gasped.

From then on, every stinking Trump rally the news flashed on, I noticed him wearing those blasted caps, and everyone in the audience bought them too!$ Trump is a brilliant Brander, and licencer, all around the Trump name. That’s it. His corporations hold the record for most bankruptcy’s in America, so is that a great business man? Maybe so, and I’m the dumb~dumb that keeps paying for America’s roads, and infrastructure, and schools, and police and fire and and and and and . . . . . . . as well as many countless, Americans who do pay taxes gladly, to get all we have in America. Why do you think everyone wants in?! It’s frillin GRRREAT here! But hey I’ve been for tax reform forEVER! So, Yeah, Don, lets see you blast all your good~bud perks to smithereens! .

But back to the strap~on story! She would care for nothing other than money, business, and the economy, ignoring silly things like justice, facts, and fair~play. Insulting everyone and anyone who dared to challenge her, even gold~star families, veterans, children, women, war hero’s, et all.

The American people would have felt reassured that when Hillary was in the ring with another foreign leader, Hill would take the gloves off, fight dirty, kill anyone who got in her way . . . essentially, win at any cost.

That’s where Hillary went wrong, and a lot of us did. We mistakenly believed our beloved long envisioned world of sharing & working together, still separate countries & people’s’, but free, and at peace, in an agreed upon cease~fire forever was closer at hand then it obviously is.

We really all want the same thing . . . to be healthy & free, to work & support our families, to be loved & needed, for our children to have it a bit better than we did, and to be happy & prosper, whatever that means to us. We want to have a safe home, clean water & air, and a government that serves us, not the interests of corporations or despots and billionaires.

I’ll end with something I swore I would give up going forward in the interest of WINNING . . . a fact : In the 2016 Forbes 400 wealthiest people, their combined wealth was 2.6 trillion. In 1982 it was 93 billion. The same number of wealthy people, with an insane profit and for what? Because the .01% that decided to buy our government changed the laws and rules while they distracted us with all kind~a~crazy, like Bill Clinton and his famous cigar debacle, 2 wars, and Benghazi, and the pony show depicted on cable tv “news”.

Maybe for gutting our educational system? Or allowing lobbyists to take over in the revolving door system we call a democracy ~ lol ~ we are actually (oh no, another pesky fact, sorry!) a Republic, not a democracy.

We do not have a free market system, but see, the problem is that Donald was not beholding to any one corporation or donor, whereas Hillary is. There’s the problem in a tidy little nut shell. Hillary is corporate America’s gal. Although one heck of a woman for sure, and defender of children, women, and the financially challenged.

Hill took the lopsided treatment the “johnson~gang”, called the US Senate, inflicted on her continually, and still does. The millions in investigations wasted of tax payers money, yet where is a real investigation into the bankers fraud that took place and is still taking place today? Not even one banker went to jail, they all slithered out of the den of secretive pawn special interest government enforced protection not even a clarion call could alter. And now going by the Donald’s definition of swamp~rats he himself has given us during his whack~a~mole campaign, the swamp is being filled to the brim with racists, ignoramuses, idiots, predatory business people, known criminals, and corporate pawns. Great job on draining the swamp and being “fair & balanced” . . . GO FOX NOT FACTS!

So going forward, The BernieCRATES will focus on those new points. And follow Bernie, or Elizabeth, or who knows who, into a revolution we believed would be waged by the tea party but ended up being brought into being by the people’s party, the Progressives, the reformers, the reality changers, the trend setters, and those who contribute more to America’s R&D, and to the economy that the entire middle America combined. We Progressives/liberal states pay for about 70 % of it all. California is the 6th largest economy in the entire world! If we seceded from the US, it would be game over for the other 49 states, since the east coast & the rest of the west coast couldn’t carry the load for the rest of America.

In fact, who do the South think rebuilds their cities and towns when tornado’s rip through, or a flood devastates their lives? The coastal cities and states the Progressives inhabit! Fact!

I guess I cannot help myself ~ I keep stating facts. I’m hopeless. Maybe I’ll rub off on Pres Trump & his loyalists Trumpers. Remember Mr Trump, this is real life, our lives, and we hope you think of us all, not just your favorites. You want a good rating, don’t you? I would LOVE to give you a 10! So far I cannot get up past a 1 . . . we shall see? I’m holding out hope!

If not, then we women will be strapping on our rubber johnsons, uniting behind women of all colors and ages in all countries, & Hillary in her pink rubber strap on, in the continual fight for the same rights men enjoy simply for being born.

Maybe we will have a parade? The Pink Rubber Johnson Parade? In cities across America women will strut down their streets with their idea of manliness strapped on! Go Pinkies!